Thursday,
January 06, 2005
- What is it about Dairy Queen?
Dairy
Queen was my first job. Fast forward six years or so and it is now my current
job. We definitely have a love-hate relationship with one another. So this is
how I formed my theory which I have held for awhile now, but don't like to
share with people...
Dairy
Queen is like the boyfriend who beats you.
You
first met when you were a young naive teenager. You thought he was the
coolest and wanted to be near him. You try way too hard and finally land your
dream role. You are so entralled with him. You can't wait to see him and he
seems so wonderful. In reality, he's a little on the ghetto side and not the
brightest crayon in the box. Or the sharpest. Or the prettiest. At first he's
nice to you but he then starts to walk all over you. You would do anything for
him, ditch your social life, come in early, leave late, nights, weekends, your
summer vacation is spent with him. You don't notice at first but he's already
suckered you in. Your friends start to notice little things. "You've been
there how long and still only make $6 an hour?" "You don't even get
free ice cream?" "You really had to clean up urine out of a
trashcan?" "Oh, you still work THERE?" You begin to think maybe
they're right. You can do better. There are other options. Bigger and better,
more money, more freedom, more autonomy, less mess. But you feel you owe him.
Afterall, he picked you with no experience, no talent, no nothing and took you
in and gave you a chance. He begins to sense you're unhappy and starts making
you promises he won't keep. "Baby, I'm giving you a raise."
"I'll give you money for college if you stick with me." "I'll
promote you so you have more responsibility." "I'll give you your own
set of keys." Before you know it, years have passed and you are still
miserable but still afraid to leave. He's safe, familiar, you're constant in a
crazy upside down world. Finally one day you decide you have had enough and you
plan to make your escape. You drop the bomb on him and feel guilty. You make
excuses, you know, graduating high school, you need a change. It's nothing
personal. It's not you it's me. He tried to be the bigger person and says he
understands. In the end he doesn't even say goodbye to your face, no going away
party, four years and not even a handshake. As you leave you tell yourself
you're doing the right thing. You turn and look back and he has a smirk on his
face. He knows you'll be back
And
eventually you do go back. Why? Because deep down you do love him. He may be
absusive and treat you like crap and walk all over you, but you can't help
yourself. He's been with you through good times and bad. He's watched you grow
and become the person you want to be. He's always been there and works with you
when you need him to. You learn things from him you can't learn from anyone
else and he learns things from you. And every once and a while, he'll do
something really nice and unexpected that makes you so happy to be associated
with him. Call it love, call it insanity, all you know is that no matter what
happens or what he does, you'll always have a special soft spot in your heart
reserved for him. And no matter how hard you try to leave him, you'll always
come back to him.
Workin' at
the Dairy Queen, the DQ. I just can't stay away from you.
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